It's just too late for all that....

Saturday, October 31, 2020

I found my BIL’s sweatshirt and once I sew up the front pocket, he ain’t EVER getting it back! 😂


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Sunday, October 25, 2020

No matter where I live in my life, Tennessee will forever be my home. ❤️

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Thursday, October 22, 2020

❤️ Our Wedding.... #WeDontShineWeGlisson ❤️ 10.17.2020 ❤️

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Dude.💚💚💚

Dude.💚💚💚
🩷🩷🩷I'm not here to judge you... I'm here to love you.🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Hi! I'm Katherine. (Or Katie. Or Kate. Or Kat. NOT Kathy.)

Hi! I'm Katherine. (Or Katie. Or Kate. Or Kat. NOT Kathy.)

I'm married to my high school sweetheart and we have furbabies.

I'm married to my high school sweetheart and we have furbabies.

Our stubborn baby boy... Sparkles.

Our stubborn baby boy... Sparkles.

Our wild baby girl... Steve.

Our wild baby girl... Steve.

Our rainbow angel baby... Tayder.

Our rainbow angel baby... Tayder.

Our rainbow angel baby... Xur-Xur.

Our rainbow angel baby... Xur-Xur.

Momma watches out for me from the other side.

Momma watches out for me from the other side.

TN/IN/AL/FL -----> IN

TN/IN/AL/FL -----> IN

I'm pretty much a hillbilly... I was raised in the holler and hate wearing shoes.

I'm pretty much a hillbilly... I was raised in the holler and hate wearing shoes.

But I clean up ok every now and then.

But I clean up ok every now and then.

I still sleep with my teddy bear that I've had since the day I was born.... literally.

I still sleep with my teddy bear that I've had since the day I was born.... literally.

I have adult onset ADHD, PTSD and anxiety. In other words, it's a load of fun up in here.

I have adult onset ADHD, PTSD and anxiety. In other words, it's a load of fun up in here.

I prefer stormy weather to all other weather.

I prefer stormy weather to all other weather.

There's alot of puppy love at our house. ❤️

There's alot of puppy love at our house. ❤️

My car is named Trudy Judy. (RIP: Ricardo & Doug Judy).

My car is named Trudy Judy. (RIP: Ricardo & Doug Judy).

I work with my cousin, Dani, in an office position.

I work with my cousin, Dani, in an office position.

But she won't carry me around anymore (rude).

But she won't carry me around anymore (rude).

I have an older brother, Greg.

I have an older brother, Greg.

And I married into the most amazing extended family. ❤️

And I married into the most amazing extended family. ❤️

Tayder says hi.

Tayder says hi.

Homebody doesn't even begin to describe me.

Homebody doesn't even begin to describe me.

My hubby is my Gatorbaby and my go-to tattoo artist.

My hubby is my Gatorbaby and my go-to tattoo artist.

He helps me be the person I want to be and loves who I am... no strings.

He helps me be the person I want to be and loves who I am... no strings.

Shut the f*ck up, Carl.

Shut the f*ck up, Carl.

I am personally, professionally, and spiritually, 100% a hoarder.

I am personally, professionally, and spiritually, 100% a hoarder.

When I was in third grade, my arch nemesis cut off one of my pigtails (yes, just one).

When I was in third grade, my arch nemesis cut off one of my pigtails (yes, just one).

When people tell me I don't know what it's like having kids, I show them this.

When people tell me I don't know what it's like having kids, I show them this.

I'm old and set in my ways.

I'm old and set in my ways.

And sometimes I can grow vegetables.... but not flowers.

And sometimes I can grow vegetables.... but not flowers.

Just to let you know, I'm a little bit dramatic.

Just to let you know, I'm a little bit dramatic.

I once threatened to eat my own hand if I didn't get fries.

I once threatened to eat my own hand if I didn't get fries.

I'm borderline obsessed with my husband and I don't even have regrets.

I'm borderline obsessed with my husband and I don't even have regrets.

I didn't realize how blind I was.... until I got my glasses. Now I know (I can't see without them).

I didn't realize how blind I was.... until I got my glasses. Now I know (I can't see without them).

I hate all things pumpkin except pie, patches, and Halloween decorations.

I hate all things pumpkin except pie, patches, and Halloween decorations.

If you mustache me a question, go for it.

If you mustache me a question, go for it.

And I know everybody thinks their dog is the cutest.... but ours really are.

And I know everybody thinks their dog is the cutest.... but ours really are.

I was born on the 13th and tell people it was a Friday (it was really a Tuesday).

I was born on the 13th and tell people it was a Friday (it was really a Tuesday).

I will always be Jammin' to Jelly (and have been for like over twenty years). #615

I will always be Jammin' to Jelly (and have been for like over twenty years). #615

Oh, these wacky and pampered furbabies of ours.

Oh, these wacky and pampered furbabies of ours.

If it ain't Mario Bros on the Nintendo, I give up.

If it ain't Mario Bros on the Nintendo, I give up.

The only marathon I need or want.... ever.

The only marathon I need or want.... ever.

My "celebrity twin" is Ozzy Osbourne.

My "celebrity twin" is Ozzy Osbourne.

I watch WAY too many true crime documentaries.

I watch WAY too many true crime documentaries.

We didn't get married until twelve years after high school. ❤️

We didn't get married until twelve years after high school. ❤️

I can't explain how much this applies (and it's honesty).

I can't explain how much this applies (and it's honesty).

All the kids we ever want have fur and goofy grins.

All the kids we ever want have fur and goofy grins.

#RideOrDie ❤️❤️❤️

#RideOrDie ❤️❤️❤️

Our house is eccentric, but we love it and it's ours.

Our house is eccentric, but we love it and it's ours.

Even though the word "boundaries" doesn't exist.

Even though the word "boundaries" doesn't exist.

But, we do get to take pictures like this. ❤️❤️

But, we do get to take pictures like this. ❤️❤️

I wish I would've gotten that panda hat that one time!

I wish I would've gotten that panda hat that one time!

Fun fact: Dev and his brother are only 13 months apart! (And have a little sister).

Fun fact: Dev and his brother are only 13 months apart! (And have a little sister).

I'm at that age where apparently naps are a thing for me now.

I'm at that age where apparently naps are a thing for me now.

The me my husband wakes up to see on a daily.

The me my husband wakes up to see on a daily.

Let's not repeat history, but instead, learn from it.

Let's not repeat history, but instead, learn from it.

My response when people ask me about my hometown.

My response when people ask me about my hometown.

Dev and Howard leave me random notes around the house on occasion.

Dev and Howard leave me random notes around the house on occasion.

I could stay inside our house 24/7. Unhealthy? Yes. Aspiration? Absolutely.

I could stay inside our house 24/7. Unhealthy? Yes. Aspiration? Absolutely.

Let me have cold weather ALLLLL year long!!

Let me have cold weather ALLLLL year long!!

We all tend to binge on Peacock, Netflix, and Prime. Because options.

We all tend to binge on Peacock, Netflix, and Prime. Because options.

Rawr.

Rawr.

Enjoy your time here.

Enjoy your time here.

I just wanted y'all to know that Charlie Kelly is my spirit animal.

I just wanted y'all to know that Charlie Kelly is my spirit animal.

If your picture is here.... my bad, homie.

IJTLFAT claims no credit for most of the images posted on this site unless they are blurry and sometimes in questionable taste cell phone pictures of random shit from my actual phone or they're from my past excursions..... something like that. Images on this blog are copyright to their respectful owners. If there is an image appearing on this blog that belongs to you and you do not wish for it appear on this sarcastic, but also sometimes serious blog, please email with a link to said image and it will be promptly removed. And before you even ask, yes, I'm really sorry about it.

If you've made it this far on my blog.... I commend you.

I should also probably apologize for my excessive use of the word f*ck, calling people bitch more often than not, and for talking about literally nothing to the point that it could melt brains. However, I apologize for none of it. BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT. Except for the picture notice that's above this. I totally meant that.
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