My husband and I have a weird and sarcastic relationship.... and that's just the way we like it.

 **me and D talking in our kitchen last night**

D: Sweetheart, can you believe we’re both 31 now?

Me: It’s all good. You age like wine and whisky.... you just get better with age.

D: Oh yeah? Then what do you age like, my love?

Me: Bread. I age like f*cking bread.