Rest easy, Joan Rivers, you
will be missed by many, myself included. You always made me laugh.
Have y'all heard the new Garth Brooks song? If not, don't listen to it, it sucks. And I really like Garth Brooks, but if that's his "new age" version of his singing, I will not be listening to anything, but his old songs. Sorry, I'm not sorry. Also, watch this video of a guy downing an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 15 seconds. I like whiskey, but I sure as shit couldn't do that. I can hold my own when it comes to drinking, but a whole damn bottle in 15 seconds? Hell to the no. I prefer to keep on living, and if I did that I would surely die. You know, not from alcohol consumption, but from puking until I was dead. That's exactly how that would go down. Just saying. I come from a long line of drinkers, and by drinkers, I mean- alcoholics, and I can chug a lot of things, but not Jack. The whole point of this is- Wow. Dude. Seriously?! Kudos to you!! I can't do it, but I'm amazed that you can.
Have y'all heard the new Garth Brooks song? If not, don't listen to it, it sucks. And I really like Garth Brooks, but if that's his "new age" version of his singing, I will not be listening to anything, but his old songs. Sorry, I'm not sorry. Also, watch this video of a guy downing an entire bottle of Jack Daniels in 15 seconds. I like whiskey, but I sure as shit couldn't do that. I can hold my own when it comes to drinking, but a whole damn bottle in 15 seconds? Hell to the no. I prefer to keep on living, and if I did that I would surely die. You know, not from alcohol consumption, but from puking until I was dead. That's exactly how that would go down. Just saying. I come from a long line of drinkers, and by drinkers, I mean- alcoholics, and I can chug a lot of things, but not Jack. The whole point of this is- Wow. Dude. Seriously?! Kudos to you!! I can't do it, but I'm amazed that you can.
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