You got to know when to hold 'em.... know when to fold 'em.

*while standing in line to buy a soda on my lunch break*

Cashier at gas station: “Do you wanna buy a couple lottery tickets?”
Man in line in front of me: “No, I’ve already lost two houses, three cars, thousands of dollars, and my dog.”
Cashier: “Oh my! All from gambling?!”
Man: “No.... from my two ex wives. Why would I want to gamble again?”
Me: 🤣🤣🤣