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Friday, April 19, 2019

Nah, it’s cool, I didn’t wanna make tater salad with these anyways. 🤮

Posted by kdglisson at 4/19/2019 No comments:

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Dude.💚💚💚

🩷🩷🩷I'm not here to judge you... I'm here to love you.🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Hi! I'm Katherine. (Or Katie. Or Kate. Or Kat. NOT Kathy.)

I'm married to my high school sweetheart and we have furbabies.

Our stubborn baby boy... Sparkles.

Our wild baby girl... Steve.

Our rainbow angel baby... Tayder.

Our rainbow angel baby... Xur-Xur.

Momma watches out for me from the other side.

TN/FL/AL/IN -----> FL

I'm pretty much a hillbilly... I was raised in the holler and hate wearing shoes.

But I clean up ok every now and then.

I still sleep with my teddy bear that I've had since the day I was born.... literally.

I have adult diagnosed ADHD, CPTSD, MDD and anxiety. All the acronyms, loads of fun up in here.

I prefer stormy weather to all other weather.

There's alot of puppy love at our house. ❤️

My car is named Trudy Judy. (RIP: Ricardo & Doug Judy).

And I married into the most amazing extended family. ❤️

Tayder says hi.

Homebody doesn't even begin to describe me.

My hubby is my Gatorbaby and my go-to tattoo artist.

He helps me be the person I want to be and loves who I am... no strings.

Shut the f*ck up, Carl.

I am personally, professionally, and spiritually, 100% a hoarder.

When I was in third grade, my arch nemesis cut off one of my pigtails (yes, just one).

When people tell me I don't know what it's like having kids, I show them this.

I'm old and set in my ways.

And sometimes I can grow vegetables.... but not flowers.

Just to let you know, I'm a little bit dramatic.

I once threatened to eat my own hand if I didn't get fries.

I'm borderline obsessed with my husband and I don't even have regrets.

I didn't realize how blind I was.... until I got my glasses. Now I know (I can't see without them).

I hate all things pumpkin except pie, patches, and Halloween decorations.

If you mustache me a question, go for it.

And I know everybody thinks their dog is the cutest.... but ours really are.

I was born on the 13th and tell people it was a Friday (it was really a Tuesday).

Forever #JamminToJelly

Oh, these wacky and pampered furbabies of ours.

If it ain't Mario Bros on the Nintendo, I give up.

The only marathon I need or want.... ever.

My "celebrity twin" is Ozzy Osbourne.

I watch WAY too many true crime documentaries.

We didn't get married until twelve years after high school. ❤️

All the kids we ever want have fur and goofy grins.

#RideOrDie ❤️❤️❤️

Our house is eccentric, but we love it and it's ours.

Even though the word "boundaries" doesn't exist.

But, we do get to take pictures like this. ❤️❤️

I wish I would've gotten that panda hat that one time!

Fun fact: Dev and his brother are only 13 months apart! (And have a little sister).

I'm at that age where apparently naps are a thing for me now.

The me my husband wakes up to see on a daily.

Let's not repeat history, but instead, learn from it.

Dev and Howard leave me random notes around the house on occasion.

I could stay inside our house 24/7. Unhealthy? Yes. Aspiration? Absolutely.

Rawr.

Enjoy your time here.

I just wanted y'all to know that Charlie Kelly is my spirit animal.

If your picture is here.... my bad, homie.

IJTLFAT claims no credit for most of the images posted on this site unless they are blurry and sometimes in questionable taste cell phone pictures of random shit from my actual phone or they're from my past excursions..... something like that. Images on this blog are copyright to their respectful owners. If there is an image appearing on this blog that belongs to you and you do not wish for it appear on this sarcastic, but also sometimes serious blog, please email with a link to said image and it will be promptly removed. And before you even ask, yes, I'm really sorry about it.

If you've made it this far on my blog.... I commend you.

I should also probably apologize for my excessive use of the word f*ck, calling people bitch more often than not, and for talking about literally nothing to the point that it could melt brains. However, I apologize for none of it. BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT. Except for the picture notice that's above this. I totally meant that.