One of the most notorious "FB oversharers" that I know is an old friend of mine.... that I've written about before.
If you've read that post and found yourself wondering how he's been doing (and honestly, why wouldn't you?), then I have an update for you. Guess what? His entire life is STILL a shit show. And I don't say this, because it brings me "glee" or something like that (sure, I'm an ass, but I don't want bad things to happen to people), but because it's just the truth. And honestly, after almost twenty years of watching him do the same thing over and over, you have to find a little bit of humor in it. Right? It's only fair.
Case in point, his FB update from almost 24 hours ago. Let me rewind a little bit so you can catch up.
About a year ago, he (Lynn) got married (for the second time.... don't ask) to a woman that I'm pretty sure is old enough to be his mother? (No judgment, just an observation). Some days they pretended to be happy on social media and within a couple of hours they would hate each other. Personally, I think Lynn is a very nice guy.... when he's your friend. However, I can totally see how you'd want to kick him in the face on a daily basis if the two of you were dating.
Having a wife didn't stop Lynn from being his normal pain in the ass self and he ran around being crazy and cheating like he has done our entire lives. He's literally done the same thing to every single girlfriend that he's ever had, and everytime the new one thinks that she can "change him" and that he "wouldn't do that to her." We finally just stopped warning people about him, because they didn't listen either way.
Around December he started getting antsy and ended up taking off to a whole other state (without informing his wife) to be with a woman that he has had an on again/off again relationship with for the better part of ten years. And things went well for a couple of months (like they always do), and he straightened out (like he always does), and then.... it all imploded (again, like it always does).
I think this is around the seventeenth time they've given it a go and broken up (and no, I'm not being sarcastic, that's a legitimate number).... they just never seem to learn. Sure, they have a kid together.... but he also has a kid with another girl and she has four additional ones herself. Clearly, babies are NOT the problem.
Now that you're all caught up, I give to you this FB exchange between the two of them (and a guest speaker- aka, his soon to be ex-wife). Side note: yes, I did correct some of their spelling/atrocious grammar, because I literally couldn't stand it.
His status: "Money and materialistic shit contributes to 90% of all breakups these days, because women/men are more into money and material things these days that they forget to love, submit, respect, and cherish their partners. It's sad, really. People need to realize you come into this world with nothing and leave this world with nothing. So, why let these material things and money come between love and happiness, which is already in us from our very first and very last breath and heartbeat."
Her reply: *crying from laughing so hard emoji*
His reply to that: "Notice throughout these comments and expressions, you're the only individual that had a laugh face. You are a terrible, ugly soul. All you worry about is you and money. The kids, as well, but they are your 3rd choice after you and money. You have to live with the way you choose to be. Not anyone else."
His soon to be ex-wife's reply: "Sorry you had to leave someone who worshipped you and loved you unconditionally to find out the person that you left me for wasn't worth it. But hey, that's life, good luck with it."
How long y'all reckon she's been waiting to say that?! Here's to you, Lynn.... may the odds be ever in your favor.
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