I needed a laugh on this Monday morning

I don't remember where I saw this, so if it's yours, I give you full credit, I just wanted to share it, because I thought that it was simply too funny not to. It's about Romeo and Juliet and I mean, come on, that's hilarious. Read this, and you'll know exactly what I'm talking about. Enjoy.

People always make Juliet out to be dumb in Romeo and Juliet, but I think she at least had some sense where Romeo didn't have much of any. 

Romeo: I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with, but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing. Juliet: I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is therefore a reasonable love match for myself.

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Romeo: We should kiss right now at this party. Juliet: No that is a super dumb idea. Romeo: *kisses her anyway* Juliet: That was dumb of you.

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Romeo: We should get married right now. Juliet: We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed? Romeo: Like tomorrow? Juliet: Sure, fine.

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Juliet: We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families. Romeo: Right. Romeo: It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.

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Juliet: Ok, so, since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together. Romeo: *immediately kills himself* Juliet: For fucks sake.

And honestly, that's exactly what we were all thinking and you know it.
I needed a little laugh on this here Monday. You know it's the truth.