Friday, January 16, 2015
A random Thursday night text conversation between me and my brother.
Brother: I love you. Katie: I love you too. What do you want? Brother: Not shit. I just miss you guys. Katie: We miss you too. You're coming up this weekend, right? Brother: You sleepy? Katie: A little bit. Been up since 4 this morning, why? Brother: Hey. Katie: Hey. Brother: Yes, why? 2:45, puss. Katie: You're a puss. Brother: What, wimp? Katie: You heard me you punk bitch. Brother: It's easy to talk shit on the phone. Katie: You should know, it's what you've always been good at! Brother: Lol. Well, ain't you funny? Katie: I always have been, bitch :)
And then he stopped texting, because obviously I completely won. I know it, he knows it, and now the entire world (ok, maybe not the entire world, but let me have my pinky and the brain moment) knows it. It's nice being the little sister sometimes (He's 3.5 years older. Geezer.).