It's just too late for all that....

Thursday, November 1, 2018

I'm not strong enough to make it through Mariah Carey again. 😬

Posted by kdglisson at 11/01/2018

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Labels: Adulting, Holidays, My Sarcasm Even Surprises Me

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Dude.

You just never know what might come out of my mouth. Seriously, even I don't know what I'm saying most of the time.

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Hi! I'm Katherine. (Or Katie. Or Kate. Or Kat. NOT Kathy.)

I'm married to my high school sweetheart and we have furbabies.

Our oldest (and smallest) pup.... Tayder.

Our youngest (and the biggest baby!).... Spart.

And our biggest boy.... Xur.

My Momma is my bestie.

TN/AL/FL -----> IN

I'm pretty much a hillbilly. (I was raised in the holler).

My hair is insane.

I'm forreal about our pups being my legit babies.❤️

I still sleep with my teddy bear that I've had since the day I was born.... literally.

Did I mention the insomnia?!

Stormy weather helps. In fact, I prefer it to all other weather.

I have mad love for Charlie.

Tayder is the Grinch.... but in the very cutest of ways. ❤️

I'm sarcastic, don't run or do yoga, and my fashion choices are questionable.

There's alot of puppy love at our house. ❤️

My car is named Doug Judy and I have NO regrets. (Previous car: Ricardo).

CNA used to be my thing (as well as waitress).

Now I work with my cousin, Dani, in an office position.

But she won't carry me around anymore (rude).

Oh yeah, I have an older brother.

Tayder says hi.

Homebody doesn't even begin to describe me.

People used to confuse me and my friend, Amy, when we were little.

Which is hilarious since I apparently didn't have lips.

Shut the f*ck up, Carl.

I am personally, professionally, and spiritually, 100% a hoarder.

I've had my purse around a decade (it holds my snacks perfectly).

When I was in third grade, my arch nemesis cut off one of my pigtails (yes, just one).

Because whether Momma's physically here or not, she will ALWAYS be my bestie.

Once a Bulldog, always a Bulldog.

When people tell me I don't know what it's like having kids, I show them this.

I'm old and set in my ways.

And sometimes I can grow vegetables.... but not flowers.

Just to let you know, I'm a little bit dramatic.

I once threatened to eat my own hand if I didn't get fries.

I'm borderline obsessed with my husband and I don't even have regrets.

I didn't realize how blind I was.... until I got my glasses. Now I know (I can't see without them).

I hate all things pumpkin except pie, patches, and Halloween decorations.

If you mustache me a question, go for it.

And I know everybody thinks their dog is the cutest.... but ours really are.

I was born on the 13th and tell people it was a Friday (it was really a Tuesday).

I love sharing "throwbacks" because they crack me up.

Oh, these wacky and pampered furbabies of ours.

If it ain't Mario Bros on the Nintendo, I give up.

The only marathon I need or want.... ever.

D tells me that I'm just like Frankie Bergstein (minus the veganism) and I love it.

My "celebrity twin" is Ozzy Osbourne.

I watch WAY too many true crime documentaries.

We didn't get married until twelve years after high school. ❤️

I can't explain how much this applies (and it's honesty).

All the kids we ever want have fur and goofy grins.

❤️ Damn, I love and miss this woman SO MUCH. ❤️

#RideOrDie ❤️❤️❤️

Our house is weird and eccentric (on the inside), but we love it and it's ours.

Even though the word "boundaries" doesn't exist.

But, we do get to take pictures like this. ❤️❤️

❤️ Family. ❤️

After all these years, it still amazes me how much mine and Tayder’s personalities match. ❤️❤️

I still wish I would've gotten that panda hat in 2012!!

D and his big (but he's so tiny!) brother crack me up. Fun fact: They're only 13 months apart!

I'm at that age where apparently naps are a thing for me now.

The me my husband wakes up to see on a daily.

Let's not repeat history, but instead, learn from it.

My response when people ask me about my hometown.

D and Howard leave me random notes around the house on occasion.

I could stay inside our house 24/7. Unhealthy? Yes. Aspiration? Absolutely.

Let me have cold weather ALLLLL year long!!

We all tend to binge on Hulu, Netflix, and Amazon Prime. Because options.

Rawr.

Enjoy your time here.

I just wanted y'all to know that Charlie Kelly is my spirit animal.

If your picture is here.... my bad, homie.

IJTLFAT claims no credit for most of the images posted on this site unless they are blurry and sometimes in questionable taste cell phone pictures of random shit from my actual phone or they're from my past excursions..... something like that. Images on this blog are copyright to their respectful owners. If there is an image appearing on this blog that belongs to you and you do not wish for it appear on this sarcastic, but also sometimes serious blog, please email with a link to said image and it will be promptly removed. And before you even ask, yes, I'm really sorry about it.

If you've made it this far on my blog.... I commend you.

I should also probably apologize for my excessive use of the word f*ck, calling people bitch more often than not, and for talking about literally nothing to the point that it could melt brains. However, I apologize for none of it. BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT. Except for the picture notice that's above this. I totally meant that.