I may or may not be having a bit of a nervous breakdown.

D: “What’s that post-it on the bathroom mirror?” Me: “It’s a guide to cut my hair.” D: “You’re gonna cut your own hair?!” Me: “Of course not.” D: “Oh ok, good.” Me: “I already cut it when nobody was home to talk me off the ledge.” D: “Shit.... let me see it.” 🤣 I mean, it was only the dead ends, so at least I didn't have a full on Britney?!!?!