I'm not saying all teenagers are bad, I'm just saying we don't want any.

There are times I think I give kids a hard way to go. I say to myself, “they can’t possibly be the little villains I make them out to be.” Essentially making myself feel like I should be nicer to them.

And then, I get stuck behind a school bus in traffic for fifteen minutes and have to watch teens interact with each other and attempt to interact with me and I’m like, “theeeerrrrrrreee it is. I knew y’all were little assholes.”