**while watching Catfish on tv (yes, we watch reality tv…. ok, I watch it and my hubby just indulges me)**
Catfishee: “I don’t even know if I should say what he said.”
Nev (+ me): “Oh, you should definitely tell us what he said.”
Catfishee: “He said, I wanna sniff, smell, and eat your ass.”
Me: **turns to D** “Damn. Pickup lines have gotten so graphic these days. It’s really just Mad Max out there.”
D: ………….
Me: “I just aged myself like thirty-five years, didn’t I?”
D: **kisses my forehead, chooses to not answer, and goes back to his game**
Me: **knows I’ve been appeased, but honestly I can’t blame the man**
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