**I was attacked by a group of super pissed off hornets right outside of our garage**
My husband saw it happen.
I then proceeded to watch him completely annihilate two hornet nests and every member of said hornet community with a pair of hedge clippers and a can of spray paint.
Because in his words, "they done fucked around and now they're about to find out."
Apparently, he doesn't like anything messing with or hurting his wife. Species be damned.
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the shit real fairytales are made out of.
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