Friday should have been three days ago.... and yet, here we are.

Am I the only one that's totally excited that today is Friday?!
I say it like that, because I hate when people say Fri-Yay.
It's been fairly decent weather for a couple of days, but we're supposed to have freezing rain tomorrow.
Which sucks, because we're supposed to be putting a shed up.

I may or may not chop all of my hair off this weekend.
It's still an internal debate.
But, if I do, I'm 100% donating to Wigs For Kids.
Join me?! Here's the form.

I want Subway for supper tonight. Maybe I can talk Momma into it.
Also, I need to do some serious Netflixing.
Honestly any form of television that doesn't involve me doing the things. Except I have to clean.

It's actually pretty outside and some things could be done.

But, I want to do none of them and instead go home.... (and watch Netflix/eat junk food). While sipping on some alcohol.... in sweatpants. I watched the remake of Flatliners last night. Loved it.... Diego Luna is a national treasure.

Work has been steady busy, but Dani and I are now in our lull, because it's 2:30pm. I have to stop by the pharmacy on my home today.... AGAIN (they never have everything in when I call in our prescriptions.... I always end up having to make two trips).

And I learned that the second season of Santa Clarita Diet premieres on March 23.

People have got to stop with these f*cking internet challenges.

Remember when I mentioned people won't stop eating laundry detergent and how I had lost all faith in humanity, because of it? Well, guess what.... people are still doing it. And now, they have a new "challenge" out called the "Hot Coil Challenge" and it's exactly what you think it would be.... some idiot sticks their arm to the hot coil of their kitchen stove for as long as they can.

Because eating laundry detergent just wasn't stupid enough.... they had to find something even more ridiculous. See, this. Moments like THIS are why people won't take millennials serious. While I'm in the age group of "millennials" I absolutely refuse to be associated with these fools. Why should I be punished for their stupidity?

This is third grade all over again. Well.... if people would have been that dumb when I was in third grade. (They weren't).

I get where they're going with it, but ugh, do you really?!!?!

Are people still calling Wednesday "Hump Day"?

You know what, don't answer that.
I'm pretty sure I don't even wanna know.... my faith in humanity is too low at this point.
You know, because people won't quit eating f*cking laundry detergent.

I have an important meeting this afternoon.
Wish me luck, downtown traffic and directions are not my friend.
And yes, I insist on being vague and saying "my meeting" because it makes me feel like a spy.

Also, I have two episodes of Hawaii Five-O left for streaming on Netflix and then I will have completed ALL seven seasons.

Sometimes, it's the little things.

This week has been a year long and I'm so happy it's finally Friday.

After thinking that Wednesday was Thursday and yesterday was Friday, it's finally Friday.
And I don't think people realize how appreciative I am over it.
Because this week has been seventeen years long.

I may or may not have grown a patch of gray hair from this week alone.
This is the second Friday in a row that Dani has brought me doughnuts.
The sickness is still going around, but I think people are starting to feel better?

Did I mention how happy I am that it's Friday and therefore a couple days off?
Because I am and I'm not even sorry about it.

Here's to the weekend. Cheers, y'all.

A poem about me: I hate people, I wish I was drunk (and at home). The end.

Today is Thursday. Did you know that?
I thought yesterday was Thursday ALL DAMN DAY.
So, you can imagine my irritation when I woke up and discovered today wasn't Friday.

Apparently this is the week for sickness (Momma, Bubba, & Dani are all sick).
It's also the week for paying people back.
Not in the "Mafia" way.
In the regular you owe someone something and you're in the position to give it to them way.

It's a nice feeling and takes some of the edge off.
Not all of it, because I have too much anxiety for all that.

I'm on Season06, Episode24 of Hawaii Five-O.
Only two episodes left and then it's on to the final season offered on Netflix.

I still want today to be Friday though.

"Is f*ck off an emotion? Because I feel it in my soul." -Me, most days.

It's Monday.
I didn't want to get up out of bed this morning.
Mostly, I didn't mind the getting up, I just didn't want to leave the house.
I just can't be responsible for my adulting today.

We need the weekend back. Mostly, I need the weekend back.

Let's blow this popsicle stand and go drink and watch Netflix.

It's Friday.
I had both doughnuts and white castle for breakfast.
And I received three presents today (including whisky) for absolutely no reason.
I'm good with it.... it's been a long week.

Here's to the weekend. Cheers, y'all.